Where do I begin...

You can take the SL out of the RL, but you can't take the RL out of the SL

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You can judge the worth of your life by the number of people at your funeral.
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You're bound to get ahead in life if you don't stop looking for work soon after you've found a job.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean the world's *not* out to get you.
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Without the heart, there can be no understanding between the hand and the mind.
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It makes my day, to make someone else's day.
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Sometimes I feel the world might be a better place without all these people in it...
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Speed costs money...How fast do you want to spend?
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Whatever the mind can conceive, it can achieve.
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If you steal from me, you're stealing twice.
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Price, Quality, Service...Pick any 2
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If you can't see the future, you're not driving fast enough!
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A CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine Sniper, asked, "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."